Saturday Morning Chaos

I was awoken by "Mommy, there is an orange bead in my nose and I can't get it out!"

WTF!!!

I pictured myself driving Julian to the emergency room to have said bead removed, but instead, I covered one nostril, told him to blow and that orange bead flew across the room. Emergency diverted. Saturday will remain peaceful. And, I've instructed Julian to never EVER put anything in his nose.